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If she's interested but busy, she'll suggest you meet up another time. The following is a somewhat hypothetical conversation, with translations provided by yours truly. I'm being independent and fun.

At insert club heredo you want to come? Hm…who all is there? And how many chicks are you talking laxy right now?

Are they hotter than me? Is your obnoxious friend who I hate there? What about the one I hooked up with?

A bunch of people. Do NOT, under any circumstances, have a fun night…But call me tomorrow. You may be in her lwte, but son, she is in your head.

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And when in doubt — apologize.

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